Getting Hitched Part 2
I had a dream, in which God appeared to me as an HP printer, telling me that the cost to get married nowadays will be RM25,000, before giving a “Printer Error” alarm just before i woke up. TWENTYFIVE BLOODY Ks!!! knn mccb!!! how on EARTH am i to be able to fork out that kind of dough… when getting married means getting saddled with marriage debts, i’m beginning to wonder why do people get marrried anyway, the cost beats out the crap out of me, and it beats the shit out on why people should be together in the first place.
apa2 pun, orang kawin sekali semur hidup la (usually), and cost somehow is NEVER a hindrance to many people who have done so… SOMEHOW. I wanna get hitched too, nonetheless. But still, rm25000 is a bloody huge amount, and no one, NO ONE should make fun of me about this.
Anyway, here’s a top-10 list on what kind of stuff we can do wth that kind of dough if we are planning to live in an old folks’ home in our golden years:
10) sail on a cruise ship + european tour for AT LEAST 16 days
9) put down a downpayment for a house that costs rm700,000 (after u tambah total loan period for a house that should have costed around rm400,000 CASH), then pay its loan for 30 years for rm1,875 monthly.
8. get 125 master-grade Gundams
7) get 50 perfect-grade Gundams (I like Gundams, and sometimes I cunt count like this)
6) get 83 Lego B-Wings (yes again people, i DO cunt count like this…)
5) pay downpayment for a Mazda RX8 that costs RM258,000 CASH (yela lepas masuk loan dia jadi RM370,000. A friend of mine my age sudah ada kereta ni…), pay monthly rm3,195 for 9 years
4) help someone pay his/her creditcard debts (like that can happen, but you can pay mine anytime lolz)
3) pay for your golden years in the old-folks’ home of your choice (you think it’s free kah?)
2) get a Chinese Bride (OOh you horny pervert)
AND THE NO.1 ON MY LIST…
1) Just get the bloody gaming rig already! It’ll cost you LESS than rm10,000.
No where in my blog is written that no one should get married in the first place, but if getting hitched will cost an arm and a leg and results in the person(s) involved not having sufficient funds to start a family later on (like what my mum said), please consult the Gaming Manual or online walkthrough before venturing far into the Married Woods of Eternity (requirement: Husband’s Chainmail of Patience +5 to patience, -5 to gold earned).
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